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销售员与技术员的核心区别

销售:今年任务是做1000万的单子
技术:今年任务是装1000万的机器

销售:今月人工2000,提成8000
技术:今月人工3000,到手2500

销售:今天见客户拉单子吹水耍嘴皮
技术:今天当民工搬机器修网络做苦力

销售:今晚陪客户吃饭唱K下SN
技术:今晚OT赶任务吃客户白眼

销售:年终奖金几万块
技术:年终奖金几百块

销售:荣获CEO大奖5W
技术:技术与狗不得参与

What a stupid idiot!

Day 1:
IT manager: I can’t ping the website! it seems some problems on our network!
IT guy: Let me check..
IT manager input: ping http://www.google.com
IT guy: -_-|||

Day 2:
IT manager: It seems our mail sever was hang-up! SMTP port doesn’t work now!
IT guy: Let me check..
IT manager input: ping mail.xxx.com 25
IT guy: -_-|||

Day 3:
IT manager: End user said my script problem was running slowly, please check the network.
IT guy: fine~ +_+

Day 4:
IT manager: End user said my script problem was running slowly again! please make 10 testing on her machine.
IT guy: @_@……..

Day 5:
IT manager: More and more user said my script problem was running slowly. Please make 10 testing on each department.
IT guy: @#$&^%!!!!

Day 6:
IT guy: I hate this f**king job! Let me go!
HR: I don’t think you’re the first one.

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