销售：今年任务是做1000万的单子
技术：今年任务是装1000万的机器
销售：今月人工2000，提成8000
技术：今月人工3000，到手2500
销售：今天见客户拉单子吹水耍嘴皮
技术：今天当民工搬机器修网络做苦力
销售：今晚陪客户吃饭唱K下SN
技术：今晚OT赶任务吃客户白眼
销售：年终奖金几万块
技术：年终奖金几百块
销售：荣获CEO大奖5W
技术：技术与狗不得参与
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Day 1:
IT manager: I can’t ping the website! it seems some problems on our network!
IT guy: Let me check..
IT manager input: ping http://www.google.com
IT guy: -_-|||
Day 2:
IT manager: It seems our mail sever was hang-up! SMTP port doesn’t work now!
IT guy: Let me check..
IT manager input: ping mail.xxx.com 25
IT guy: -_-|||
Day 3:
IT manager: End user said my script problem was running slowly, please check the network.
IT guy: fine~ +_+
Day 4:
IT manager: End user said my script problem was running slowly again! please make 10 testing on her machine.
IT guy: @_@……..
Day 5:
IT manager: More and more user said my script problem was running slowly. Please make 10 testing on each department.
IT guy: @#$&^%!!!!
Day 6:
IT guy: I hate this f**king job! Let me go!
HR: I don’t think you’re the first one.
